Tiffany's

Collapse
This topic is closed.
X
X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • DUD
    Veteran Member
    • Dec 2002
    • 3309
    • Jonesboro, Arkansas, USA.
    • Ryobi BT3000

    #1

    Tiffany's

    A woman walks into Tiffany's. She browses around, spots a beautiful
    diamond bracelet, and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to
    look more closely she inadvertently breaks wind.
    Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has
    noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up
    right now. As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the
    form of a salesman standing right behind her. Cool as a cucumber and
    displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with,
    'Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?'
    Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been
    there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, 'Sir, what is the
    price of this lovely bracelet?'
    He answers, 'Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to
    crap when I tell you the price.
    5 OUT OF 4 PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND FRACTIONS.
  • mater
    Veteran Member
    • Jan 2004
    • 4197
    • SC, USA.

    #2
    Good thing I just sit my coffee down Bill.
    Ken aka "mater"

    " People may doubt what you say but they will never doubt what you do "

    Ken's Den

    Comment

    • TB Roye
      Veteran Member
      • Jan 2004
      • 2969
      • Sacramento, CA, USA.
      • BT3100

      #3
      Me to.

      Tom

      Comment

      • BobSch
        Veteran Member
        • Aug 2004
        • 4385
        • Minneapolis, MN, USA.
        • BT3100

        #4
        Great story. (Luckily I didn't have a cup in my hand.)

        The closest I've gotten to Tiffany's is watching Audry Hepburn eat a danish in front of the store.
        Bob

        Bad decisions make good stories.

        Comment

        Working...