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  • DUD
    Veteran Member
    • Dec 2002
    • 3309
    • Jonesboro, Arkansas, USA.
    • Ryobi BT3000

    #1

    Is ya Dad home?

    Is ya Dad home?

    A old farmer got in his Ute and drove to a neighbouring farm and knocked at the farmhouse door. A young boy, about nine, opened the door.
    'Is your Dad home?' the farmer asked.
    'Sorry mate, he isn't' the boy replied. 'He went into town.'
    'Well,' said the farmer, 'Is your Mum here? '
    'No sir, she's not here either. She went into town with Dad.'
    'How about your brother, Greg? Is he here?'
    'He went with Mum and Dad.'
    The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other and mumbling to himself.
    'Is there anything I can do for ya?' The boy asked politely. 'I know where all the tools are if you want to borrow one. Or maybe, I could take a message for Dad.'
    'Well,' said the farmer uncomfortably, 'I really wanted to talk to your Dad. It's about your brother Greg getting my daughter pregnant.'
    The boy considered for a moment.
    'You would have to talk to Dad about that,' he finally conceded. If it helps you any, I know that Dad charges $200 for the bull and $150 for the pig, but I really don't know how much he gets for Greg.'
    5 OUT OF 4 PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND FRACTIONS.
  • Mrs. Wallnut
    Bandsaw Box Momma
    • Apr 2005
    • 1566
    • Ellensburg, Washington, USA.

    #2


    This one I am defineately sharing with my co-workers....
    Mrs. Wallnut a.k.a (the head nut).

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    • DUD
      Veteran Member
      • Dec 2002
      • 3309
      • Jonesboro, Arkansas, USA.
      • Ryobi BT3000

      #3
      Melissa
      Jobs like Gregs are hard to find, Bill
      5 OUT OF 4 PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND FRACTIONS.

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      • jhart
        Veteran Member
        • Feb 2004
        • 1715
        • Minneapolis, MN, USA.
        • BT3100

        #4
        Loved it. Sending it on.
        Joe
        "All things are difficult before they are easy"

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        • TB Roye
          Veteran Member
          • Jan 2004
          • 2969
          • Sacramento, CA, USA.
          • BT3100

          #5
          You did it again, started my day of with chuckle.

          thanks
          Tom

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          • mater
            Veteran Member
            • Jan 2004
            • 4197
            • SC, USA.

            #6
            Thank goodness I just sit my glass of ice water down. That was a great one Bill.
            Ken aka "mater"

            " People may doubt what you say but they will never doubt what you do "

            Ken's Den

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            • DUD
              Veteran Member
              • Dec 2002
              • 3309
              • Jonesboro, Arkansas, USA.
              • Ryobi BT3000

              #7
              Thanks Ken, I knew You would like that one. Bill
              5 OUT OF 4 PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND FRACTIONS.

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              • crokett
                The Full Monte
                • Jan 2003
                • 10627
                • Mebane, NC, USA.
                • Ryobi BT3000

                #8
                That was a real good one. Thanks Bill.
                David

                The chief cause of failure in this life is giving up what you want most for what you want at the moment.

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                • big tim
                  Senior Member
                  • Mar 2006
                  • 546
                  • Scarborough, Toronto,Canada
                  • SawStop PCS

                  #9
                  Priceless. Didn't have a clue where it was heading. Best one I've heard in a long time.

                  Tim
                  Sometimes my mind wanders. It's always come back though......sofar!

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                  • Ed62
                    The Full Monte
                    • Oct 2006
                    • 6021
                    • NW Indiana
                    • BT3K

                    #10
                    Very good. One of the best.

                    Ed
                    Do you know about kickback? Ray has a good writeup here... https://www.sawdustzone.org/articles...mare-explained

                    For a kickback demonstration video http://www.metacafe.com/watch/910584...demonstration/

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