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When I Say I'm Broke, I'm Broke
WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE...I'M BROKE!
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be
confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a
couple of
minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the
very latest in
high-powered vacuum cleaners." "Go away," said the old
lady. "I haven't got any
money, I'm broke!" As she proceeded to close the door,
the young man wedged
his foot in the door and pushed wide open. "Don't be too
hasty," he
said. "Not until you have at least seen my
demonstration." And with that, he
emptied a bucket of horse manure on to her hallway
carpet.
"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of
this horse
manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat
the remainder.
The old lady stepped back and said,
"Well I hope you've got a ****ed good appetite, because
they cut off my electricity this morning."
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be
confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a
couple of
minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the
very latest in
high-powered vacuum cleaners." "Go away," said the old
lady. "I haven't got any
money, I'm broke!" As she proceeded to close the door,
the young man wedged
his foot in the door and pushed wide open. "Don't be too
hasty," he
said. "Not until you have at least seen my
demonstration." And with that, he
emptied a bucket of horse manure on to her hallway
carpet.
"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of
this horse
manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat
the remainder.
The old lady stepped back and said,
"Well I hope you've got a ****ed good appetite, because
they cut off my electricity this morning."
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