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  • DUD
    Royal Jester
    • Dec 2002
    • 3309
    • Jonesboro, Arkansas, USA.
    • Ryobi BT3000

    1-1-08

    Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

    I enjoyed this obit, I hope You do also. Bill



    Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.

    Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.

    Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

    The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
    5 OUT OF 4 PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND FRACTIONS.
  • TheRic
    • Jun 2004
    • 1912
    • West Central Ohio
    • bt3100

    #2
    But notice how Sara Lee was not mentioned. I still think they had a roll or two.
    Last edited by TheRic; 01-03-2008, 08:35 PM. Reason: spelling
    Ric

    Plan for the worst, hope for the best!

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    • Ed62
      The Full Monte
      • Oct 2006
      • 6021
      • NW Indiana
      • BT3K

      #3
      Even though I read that before, it's still worth reading again.

      Ric,
      What do you base your opinion on?

      Ed
      Do you know about kickback? Ray has a good writeup here... https://www.sawdustzone.org/articles...mare-explained

      For a kickback demonstration video http://www.metacafe.com/watch/910584...demonstration/

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      • pierhogunn
        Veteran Member
        • Sep 2003
        • 1567
        • Harrisburg, NC, USA.

        #4
        PUNisment, but I don't got no proof
        It's Like I've always said, it's amazing what an agnostic can't do if he dosent know whether he believes in anything or not

        Monty Python's Flying Circus

        Dan in Harrisburg, NC

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        • TheRic
          • Jun 2004
          • 1912
          • West Central Ohio
          • bt3100

          #5
          Originally posted by Ed62
          Even though I read that before, it's still worth reading again.

          Ric,
          What do you base your opinion on?

          Ed
          It's a little shifty but the questions remain:
          Where did the yeast infection come from?!!!
          Sara Lee IronKids!! Enough said on that!!!
          Not to mention Chief Boyardee and that French thing, not talking about croissants (that's a whole nother story)!
          Ric

          Plan for the worst, hope for the best!

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          • Uncle Cracker
            The Full Monte
            • May 2007
            • 7091
            • Sunshine State
            • BT3000

            #6
            Originally posted by TheRic
            But notice how Sara Lee was not mentioned. I still think they had a roll or two.
            I'm not sure about that. Despite his popularity, I don't think Doughboy got bread very often...

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            • Ed62
              The Full Monte
              • Oct 2006
              • 6021
              • NW Indiana
              • BT3K

              #7
              It's no wonder everyone loves this forum.

              Ed
              Do you know about kickback? Ray has a good writeup here... https://www.sawdustzone.org/articles...mare-explained

              For a kickback demonstration video http://www.metacafe.com/watch/910584...demonstration/

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              • mater
                Veteran Member
                • Jan 2004
                • 4197
                • SC, USA.

                #8
                Enjoyed that Bill.
                Ken aka "mater"

                " People may doubt what you say but they will never doubt what you do "

                Ken's Den

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