I'm back. Bill
A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans, with a box of crabs. A
female
> crew member took the box and promised to put it in the crew's
> refrigerator, which she did.
>
> The man firmly advised her that he was holding her personally
> responsible for the crabs staying frozen, and proceeded to rant and
rave
> about what would happen if she let the crabs thaw out.
>
> Shortly before landing in New York, she announced over the intercom
to
> the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New
> Orleans, please raise your hand?"
>
> Not one hand went up . . . so she took them home and ate them
herself.
>
> Men never learn.
A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans, with a box of crabs. A
female
> crew member took the box and promised to put it in the crew's
> refrigerator, which she did.
>
> The man firmly advised her that he was holding her personally
> responsible for the crabs staying frozen, and proceeded to rant and
rave
> about what would happen if she let the crabs thaw out.
>
> Shortly before landing in New York, she announced over the intercom
to
> the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New
> Orleans, please raise your hand?"
>
> Not one hand went up . . . so she took them home and ate them
herself.
>
> Men never learn.

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