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  • DUD
    Veteran Member
    • Dec 2002
    • 3309
    • Jonesboro, Arkansas, USA.
    • Ryobi BT3000

    #1

    Crabs

    I'm back. Bill





    A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans, with a box of crabs. A
    female
    > crew member took the box and promised to put it in the crew's
    > refrigerator, which she did.
    >
    > The man firmly advised her that he was holding her personally
    > responsible for the crabs staying frozen, and proceeded to rant and
    rave
    > about what would happen if she let the crabs thaw out.
    >
    > Shortly before landing in New York, she announced over the intercom
    to
    > the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New
    > Orleans, please raise your hand?"
    >
    > Not one hand went up . . . so she took them home and ate them
    herself.
    >
    > Men never learn.
    5 OUT OF 4 PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND FRACTIONS.
  • TB Roye
    Veteran Member
    • Jan 2004
    • 2969
    • Sacramento, CA, USA.
    • BT3100

    #2
    Bill

    Welcome back, how was the game? Good Joke by the way.

    Tom

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    • DUD
      Veteran Member
      • Dec 2002
      • 3309
      • Jonesboro, Arkansas, USA.
      • Ryobi BT3000

      #3
      The game was coachless on the Arkansas side. We enjoyed the 3 days together, LOML loved Me being gone, Had a great time overall. Bill
      5 OUT OF 4 PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND FRACTIONS.

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