Cowboy Whisperer

[DUD]

Cowboy: "That your dog?"

Indian: "Yep."

Cowboy: "Mind if I speak to him?"

Indian: "Dog no talk."

Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"

Dog: "Doin' all right."

Indian: (Look of shock!)

Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?" (Pointing at the Indian...)

Dog: "Yep."

Cowboy: "How's he treating you?"

Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes
me to the lake once a week to play."

Indian: (Look of total disbelief)

Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

Indian: "Horse no talk."

Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?"

Horse: "Cool."

Indian: (Extreme look of shock!)

Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the Indian...)

Horse: "Yep."

Cowboy: "How's he treating you?"

Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down
often and keeps me in a lean-to to protect me from the weather."

Indian: (Look of total amazement)

Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

Indian: "Sheep lie."

[Mrs. Wallnut]

Now that is funny....I don't care who ya are!!!!!!!!

Bill I love reading the jokes and things that you post. Always makes my day.

[Ed62]

And I didn't even see that coming.

Ed

[big tim]

And I didn't even see that coming.

Ed

Me too, I had no idea where that was going,
Absolutely hilarious

[pierhogunn]

wrong, wrong, wrong

You know why Scotsman wear kilts right?










Sheep can hear a zipper at 1KM

[DUD]

Thanks Melissa and All, I love humor, it's all that keeps Me going somedays. Bill