2007 Wacky Warning Label Winners

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  • MilDoc

    2007 Wacky Warning Label Winners

    Sponsored by M-LAW:

    A label on a small tractor that warns, "Danger: Avoid Death," has been chosen as the nation's most obvious warning label in M-LAW's annual Wacky Warning Label Contest.

    OTHER WINNERS:
    Don't follow this advice and you might just get a little hot under the collar.
    The $250 second place award will be split by Carrianne, Jacob and Robby Turin of Greensburg, Pennsylvania for a label they found on an iron-on T-shirt transfer that warns: "Do not iron while wearing shirt."
    Baby Strollers have seats for a reason... The $100 third place prize goes to Richard Goodnow of Lancaster, Massachusetts for a label on a baby-stroller featuring a small storage pouch that warns, "Do not put child in bag."
    If you are opening bills, you might want to put blinders on, but one manufacturer of letter openers recommends this:
    Honorable mention goes to Cyndi LaMonde of Traverse City, Michigan for a warning label on a letter opener that says: "Caution: Safety goggles recommended."
    How many of us have thought of this trick to get out of paying a bill?
    Another honorable mention goes to Ann Marie Young of Fillmore, New York for a warning she found on Vanishing Fabric Marker which cautions users:
    "The Vanishing Fabric Marker should not be used as a writing instrument for signing checks or any legal documents."
  • cabinetman
    Gone but not Forgotten RIP
    • Jun 2006
    • 15216
    • So. Florida
    • Delta

    #2
    Paul...you'll like this one:

    Instructions for an electric thermometer: Do not use orally after using rectally.
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    • LCHIEN
      Internet Fact Checker
      • Dec 2002
      • 21075
      • Katy, TX, USA.
      • BT3000 vintage 1999

      #3
      Warning label Found on Ladder: Do not stand higher than third step from top

      Problem was, it was a three-step ladder.

      (This was something that Consumer reports pointed out a few years back).
      Loring in Katy, TX USA
      If your only tool is a hammer, you tend to treat all problems as if they were nails.
      BT3 FAQ - https://www.sawdustzone.org/forum/di...sked-questions

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