How to tell your son WILL be a REDNECK...

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  • Mrs. Wallnut
    Bandsaw Box Momma
    • Apr 2005
    • 1566
    • Ellensburg, Washington, USA.
    #1

    How to tell your son WILL be a REDNECK...

    Yesterday driving home from getting the twins from school we got behind a car going less than the 35 mph limit. I was patiently waiting because we were going to be turning just up the road. My daughter tells me to pass them, I respond and say no because we are just about to our road.

    Well from the other side of the car and behind me where my oldest son sits I hear:

    "Just bump draft them Mom! They'll move."

    Now I don't know if I should be proud that he knows what that term means or not but I sat there and LOL, and shook my head.
    Mrs. Wallnut a.k.a (the head nut).
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    • cabinetman
      Gone but not Forgotten RIP
      • Jun 2006
      • 15216
      • So. Florida
      • Delta
      #2
      That's really funny. Did you do it? Just wait until your kids explain sex to you.
      .

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        • leehljp
          Just me
          • Dec 2002
          • 8474
          • Tunica, MS
          • BT3000/3100
          #3
          That was a good one!
          Hank Lee

          Experience is what you get when you don't get what you wanted!

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            • crokett
              The Full Monte
              • Jan 2003
              • 10627
              • Mebane, NC, USA.
              • Ryobi BT3000
              #4
              Originally posted by cabinetman
              Just wait until your kids explain sex to you.
              .

              No problem here. That won't happen with me till my daughters get married and they can't start dating till they are 35.
              David

              The chief cause of failure in this life is giving up what you want most for what you want at the moment.

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                • kirkroy
                  Established Member
                  • Feb 2007
                  • 343
                  • Brunswick, MD
                  #5
                  Originally posted by crokett
                  No problem here. That won't happen with me till my daughters get married and they can't start dating till they are 35.
                  Isn't that kind of strict? I told my girls no dating until they're 32... Maybe I'm just one of those modern day lenient parents.

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                    • mater
                      Veteran Member
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 4197
                      • SC, USA.
                      #6
                      I'm with you. I would have just LOL and shook my head also.
                      Ken aka "mater"

                      " People may doubt what you say but they will never doubt what you do "

                      Ken's Den

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                        • RodKirby
                          Veteran Member
                          • Dec 2002
                          • 3136
                          • Melbourne, Victoria, Australia.
                          • Mao Shan TSC-10RAS
                          #7
                          Please excuse an Aussie's ignorance - what does "bump draft" mean?
                          Downunder ... 1" = 25.4mm

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                            • Mrs. Wallnut
                              Bandsaw Box Momma
                              • Apr 2005
                              • 1566
                              • Ellensburg, Washington, USA.
                              #8
                              Originally posted by RodKirby
                              Please excuse an Aussie's ignorance - what does "bump draft" mean?
                              Rod, it is a term used in Nascar. When trying to pass a slower car you get up under the bumber and "bump" them slightly and they move out of the way and you are able to move around them.
                              Mrs. Wallnut a.k.a (the head nut).

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                                • cabinetman
                                  Gone but not Forgotten RIP
                                  • Jun 2006
                                  • 15216
                                  • So. Florida
                                  • Delta
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by RodKirby
                                  Please excuse an Aussie's ignorance - what does "bump draft" mean?

                                  That's when a driver from behind pushes the car in front, and together they have more speed. The car behind is in the draft of the front car.
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                                    • Black wallnut
                                      cycling to health
                                      • Jan 2003
                                      • 4715
                                      • Ellensburg, Wa, USA.
                                      • BT3k 1999
                                      #10
                                      Actually what my lil' redneck should have said was "bump him and make him move." In racing you can bump the car in front thus making him loose, he backs out of the throttle or skids up the track and you can slip under him to complete the pass.
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                                        • DUD
                                          Royal Jester
                                          • Dec 2002
                                          • 3309
                                          • Jonesboro, Arkansas, USA.
                                          • Ryobi BT3000
                                          #11
                                          Melissa that is so cool, My kids talk Nascar, but they are Rednecks. Bill
                                          5 OUT OF 4 PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND FRACTIONS.

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                                            • Rounder
                                              Veteran Member
                                              • Jan 2003
                                              • 1287
                                              • Sanford, FL, USA.
                                              • BT3100
                                              #12
                                              What's NASCAR?
                                              George AKA Rounder

                                              "Amarillo Slim, the greatist proposition gambler of all time held to his father's maxim; You can shear a sheep many times, but you can skin him only once."

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                                                • crokett
                                                  The Full Monte
                                                  • Jan 2003
                                                  • 10627
                                                  • Mebane, NC, USA.
                                                  • Ryobi BT3000
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Rounder
                                                  What's NASCAR?
                                                  I sure hope that was rhetorical. I'm not a big fan but I know what it is.
                                                  David

                                                  The chief cause of failure in this life is giving up what you want most for what you want at the moment.

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                                                    • chopnhack
                                                      Veteran Member
                                                      • Oct 2006
                                                      • 3779
                                                      • Florida
                                                      • Ryobi BT3100
                                                      #14
                                                      sigh....NASCAR....

                                                      no flames, my opinion
                                                      I think in straight lines, but dream in curves

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