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  • DUD
    Veteran Member
    • Dec 2002
    • 3309
    • Jonesboro, Arkansas, USA.
    • Ryobi BT3000

    #1

    Tetanus Shot

    Tetanus Shot:

    The old man in his mid-eighties struggles to get up from the couch then starts putting on his coat.


    His wife, seeing the unexpected behavior, asks, "Where are you going?"


    He replies, "I'm going to the doctor."


    She says, "Why, are you sick?"


    He says, "Nope, I'm going to get me some of that Viagra stuff."


    Immediately the wife starts working and positioning herself to get out of her rocker and begins to put on her coat.


    He says, "Where the **** are you going"?


    She answers, "I'm going to the doctor, too."


    He says, "Why, what do you need?"


    She says, "If you're going to start using that rusty old thing, I'm getting a tetanus shot."
    5 OUT OF 4 PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND FRACTIONS.
  • Mrs. Wallnut
    Bandsaw Box Momma
    • Apr 2005
    • 1566
    • Ellensburg, Washington, USA.

    #2
    This is one that I am for sure going to email to my mother. They will get a big kick out of it. I really liked this one Bill.
    Mrs. Wallnut a.k.a (the head nut).

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    • jhart
      Veteran Member
      • Feb 2004
      • 1715
      • Minneapolis, MN, USA.
      • BT3100

      #3
      Ain't it the truth!!
      Joe
      "All things are difficult before they are easy"

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      • LinuxRandal
        Veteran Member
        • Feb 2005
        • 4890
        • Independence, MO, USA.
        • bt3100

        #4
        Years ago, I saw someone doing an interview with Walter Matheau. It was around the time that Viagra was taking off, and they asked him if he ever tried it. He started talking about a condemned building, and then mentioned putting a new flag pole in front of it.
        She couldn't tell the difference between the escape pod, and the bathroom. We had to go back for her.........................Twice.

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