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2br - My Watts Apartment 1week swap for your Malibu Home
Reply to: hous-474092986@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-11-09, 3:16PM PST
Tired of all the phoney high living celebs? Want to spend a week or so getting grounded? Back down to earth. Then trade with me and come stay in Watts and get a taste for life. Are you a writer or an actor? Need some stimulous? Need some chaos? Some adrenaline? Have I got the place for you. We've got whores, pimps, drug dealers, gang bangers, crooked cops, lots of liquor stores and pawn shops. Basically everything you need to pretend your slumming. Just think of it. You can go back to the Bu and tell all your friends about how you were living on the edge. They'll pretend like they get it...but they won't...and they'll be jealous! You'll have the one up on them. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity!
I'm looking for a place with a view of the ocean. Preferably with a pool. Maybe a butler and a maid. Also, you should have a car for me. Maybe a limo with a driver. You should also have movie stars as neighbors. It would be nice if you left me a credit card. (with a limit of course) Maybe a little cash too (not much... just for tips and stuff). I'll leave you some weed at my place. If you need more, I'll hook you up with somepone that can help you.
That's it. E-mail me if you're interested. Give dates you're available. I'm available right away.
2br - My Watts Apartment 1week swap for your Malibu Home
Reply to: hous-474092986@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-11-09, 3:16PM PST
Tired of all the phoney high living celebs? Want to spend a week or so getting grounded? Back down to earth. Then trade with me and come stay in Watts and get a taste for life. Are you a writer or an actor? Need some stimulous? Need some chaos? Some adrenaline? Have I got the place for you. We've got whores, pimps, drug dealers, gang bangers, crooked cops, lots of liquor stores and pawn shops. Basically everything you need to pretend your slumming. Just think of it. You can go back to the Bu and tell all your friends about how you were living on the edge. They'll pretend like they get it...but they won't...and they'll be jealous! You'll have the one up on them. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity!
I'm looking for a place with a view of the ocean. Preferably with a pool. Maybe a butler and a maid. Also, you should have a car for me. Maybe a limo with a driver. You should also have movie stars as neighbors. It would be nice if you left me a credit card. (with a limit of course) Maybe a little cash too (not much... just for tips and stuff). I'll leave you some weed at my place. If you need more, I'll hook you up with somepone that can help you.
That's it. E-mail me if you're interested. Give dates you're available. I'm available right away.
LCHIEN
Loring in Katy, TX USA
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