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Balloon
A little boy blows up a balloon and starts flicking it all around
the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he's
liable
to break something, but the boy continues.
"Johnny!" Mom screams. "Knock it off." You're going to break
something. He stops and eventually Mom leaves for a short trip to the
shopping center.
Johnny starts up with the balloon again after his mom has left
for
the store. He gives it one last flick and it lands in the toilet
where he
leaves it.
Mom comes in and while putting away the grocery gets the urge.
A
diarrhea run. She can hardly make it to the toilet in time and
SPLASH, out
it comes.
When she's finished, she looks down and can't believe what
she's
seeing. She's not sure what this big brown thing is in the toilet!
She
calls her doctor. The doctor is baffled as she describes the
situation, but
he assures her he'll be over shortly to examine everything.
When he arrives she leads him to the bath room and he gets
down on
his knees and takes a long, hard look at the thing. Finally, he takes
out
his pen and sort of touches it to see what it might be and POP! The
balloon
explodes and poop is everywhere. On him, the walls, etc.
"Doctor! Doctor! Are you all right?" she asks.
He says, "I've been in this business for over 30 years, and
this is
the first time I've ever actually seen a fart !"
You're laughing aren't you...I know you are!!!
the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he's
liable
to break something, but the boy continues.
"Johnny!" Mom screams. "Knock it off." You're going to break
something. He stops and eventually Mom leaves for a short trip to the
shopping center.
Johnny starts up with the balloon again after his mom has left
for
the store. He gives it one last flick and it lands in the toilet
where he
leaves it.
Mom comes in and while putting away the grocery gets the urge.
A
diarrhea run. She can hardly make it to the toilet in time and
SPLASH, out
it comes.
When she's finished, she looks down and can't believe what
she's
seeing. She's not sure what this big brown thing is in the toilet!
She
calls her doctor. The doctor is baffled as she describes the
situation, but
he assures her he'll be over shortly to examine everything.
When he arrives she leads him to the bath room and he gets
down on
his knees and takes a long, hard look at the thing. Finally, he takes
out
his pen and sort of touches it to see what it might be and POP! The
balloon
explodes and poop is everywhere. On him, the walls, etc.
"Doctor! Doctor! Are you all right?" she asks.
He says, "I've been in this business for over 30 years, and
this is
the first time I've ever actually seen a fart !"
You're laughing aren't you...I know you are!!!
It's about time you got back to work. We were going nuts! 
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