The gentle art of misdirection
Two bored casino dealers were standing by their craps table.
A very attractive blonde woman stepped up and bet $20,000 on a single roll of the dice.
The blonde said, "Guys, I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless."
With that, she stripped to the waist, rolled the dice, and yelled, "Come on, baby! This girl needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and shouted, "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers, picked up her wager AND the house bet that was on the table, grabbed her clothes, and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one asked the other, "What did she roll?"
The other dealer replied, "I don't know. I thought YOU were watching!"
THE MORAL:
Not all blondes are dumb.
But, all men ... are men.
A very attractive blonde woman stepped up and bet $20,000 on a single roll of the dice.
The blonde said, "Guys, I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless."
With that, she stripped to the waist, rolled the dice, and yelled, "Come on, baby! This girl needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and shouted, "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers, picked up her wager AND the house bet that was on the table, grabbed her clothes, and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one asked the other, "What did she roll?"
The other dealer replied, "I don't know. I thought YOU were watching!"
THE MORAL:
Not all blondes are dumb.
But, all men ... are men.
Yeah, you got that right.
LCHIEN
Loring in Katy, TX USA
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