If You Had To...

[HarmsWay]

Last meal? Gonna have to think about that one, but probably something medieval that takes forever to finish.

Only vehicle? Although I applaud Scott choice of marine craft I'll go with an AMG Geländewagen G63. Hey, if I can only have one vehicle it may as well be fast, rare (1 of 12) and capable of driving over pretty much anything.

Place? Probably the Malaspina Peninsula with a view of Desolation Sound. Hmmm... maybe I should have gone for that boat after all. If Canada is not an option, then I'll take something quiet on the Mediterranean, either the south of France or the north of Spain.

Profession? Semi-retired woodworking artist.

Table saw and fence? Although I like my BT3000, something with more table would be nice. I'll take a General with an Excalibur fence because I'm Canadian.

Celebrity spouse? Only my wife would work into this scenario.

Bob

[ragswl4]

#1: Heather Locklear... Wait! That should be #6! My Freudian slip is showing...

#2: Cadillac Escalade EXT (with a Z06 'Vette on a towbar, and Heather Locklear in the seat next to me)

#3: Heather Locklear's house

#4: Heather Locklear's pool boy

#5: If any of the other items were true, I wouldn't have time for a table saw

#6: Do you really have to ask?

You made me laugh so hard, my little dog, Raggy Boy started freeking out. I guess he thought I was dying.

[dkerfoot]

1. If you had to order your last meal, what would it be?
2. If you had to drive the same vehicle the rest of your life, what would it be?
3. If you had to live in a certain place the rest of your life, where would it be?
4. If you had to pick a profession (job) for the rest of your life, what would it be?
5. If you had to pick one tablesaw and fence, what would it be?
6. And this one's for bonus points: If you could pick a celebrity as a spouse, who would it be?

1. I am not sure, but there would be MANY courses!
2. http://www.ussubs.com/submarines/phoenix_1000.php3
3. Heaven - Otherwise I'd go with Holland, Mi but without the Tulip Festival
4. I want to be someone who is famous as a celebrity gameshow contestant, but nobody knows how they got invited in the first place - kinda like Charles Nelson Reilly
5. If I was still in my current house with my tiny little shop, I'd keep my 21829
6. My wife IS a celebrity - She is Air-show Brenda (Queen B) and does a bunch of radio and TV prior to whatever air-show she is managing. I tried a different wife once, I'll keep Brenda.

[Tom Slick]

1. top sirlion with rice and ranch style beans
2. F-15E strike eagle, Israeli version.
3. San Simeon, (same as Bear Pipes) Its 30 mins from my house and WR Hearst thought it was the best place on earth, I think it might just be also.
4. Professional beer taster.
5. Northfield foundry #4 roller top may be the ultimate saw still in production, I'll take it as is with no aftermarket fence. you guys all pick wimpy saws!
6. Elizabeth Hurley!!

[tedkitch]

1. Ham hocks with beans and cornbread
2. Toyota Tundra
3. Patagonia, Chile
4. Doctor
5. SawStop Saw with stock fence
6. Jennifer Aniston (my wife can't stand me eating number 1)

[crokett]

1. Steak, sauteed mushrooms, steamed broccoli and a loaded baked potato. All washed down with beer.
2. M1A2 Abrams Main Battle Tank - would never have to worry about traffic jambs again
3. Here
4. Woodworking/Carpenter
5. That Northfield Foundry #4
6. Martina McBride

[Uncle Cracker]

You made me laugh so hard, my little dog, Raggy Boy started freeking out. I guess he thought I was dying.

Sorry 'bout that... I calls 'em like I sees 'em...

[gad5264]

1. Mom's bbq ribs, potatoes, noodles and rice pudding for desert.

2. My 1970 Plymouth Barracuda convertible. One of only 340 made in 1970, 31K original miles (383-4Brl, automatic).

3. Yet to be determined. I have 12 more states to visit before I hit all 50. If I had to choose of the 38 I have visited already it would have to be Arizona.

4. Retired MegaBucks lottery winner.

5. Northfield Foundry #4

6. Helen Hunt, there is something about her that just trips my trigger.

[twistsol]

1. Twisted as this may seem, my mom's SPAM chow mein.
2. My Dad's '98 Dodge Ram 3500 diesel crew cab
3. It's a little too warm here in the summer. Winipeg would be nice.
4. Financial Analyst.
5. Rojek KPS 300
6. Phoebe Cates (can anyone guess what the first R rated movie I ever saw was?)

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An ethical man knows the right thing to do.
A moral man does it.

[cabinetman]

6. Phoebe Cates (can anyone guess what the first R rated movie I ever saw was?)

You just made my day. I've got that slo-mo pool scene of her, burnt into my neurons.

[Uncle Cracker]

You just made my day. I've got that slo-mo pool scene of her, burnt into my neurons.

That was a good one... I wonder how much they had to pay her to kiss Judge Reinhold?