Good idea for men's rooms

[MilDoc]

I think they should install these here, and have a home version!

[cabinetman]

Hey Paul, do they have them for the old geezers with the fly in the front?

[LinuxRandal]

rotflmao


I am going to have to send that to a friend of mines wife. She has him so whipped, he has to squat to pee. He made the mistake of telling us that when drunk, LOL.

[Pappy]

Thanks for the AM chuckle!

[lago]

That reminds me of when I went to the restroom at my son's elememtary school. It had round plastic bulls-eye target in the middle of the drain.

Ken

[docrowan]

I saw a show about toilets years ago that said many old urinals in England featured bees instead of flies as the aim point. The reason . . . are you ready?

The scientific Latin name for the genus is "Apis".

It also helped that the symbol for the Bonaparte family was a bee as well.

[LCHIEN]

buy your own fly target sticker:

http://www.urinalfly.com/category.cfm?category=1

[cabinetman]

buy your own fly target sticker:

Maybe a marketing idea would be "fly pies" or "bee pies", instead of plain 'ole "pee pies".

[BearPipes-1]

I was complaining about the on-the-floor-below-the-urinal puddle, and a coworker said he walked into the bathroom (door is opposite the first urinal), only to see a guy standing in front of said urinal, a stream flowing directly onto the floor between his feet.

My coworker said as he stepped to a more remote urinal, he said, "Guys with shorter bats should stand closer to the plate." I've considered making a sign along those lines a number of times in the years since then.

[LCHIEN]

I went to a friend's boat house and used the toilet - which though concealed was open to the outdoors. Mosquitos love the water and gather around the toilet. When I started to do my business they started swarming ferociously around my member and it was all I could to to keep aim at the bowl. Couldn't swat, couldn't run. A picture of a skeeter in the bowl would not have helped any.