Wisconsin Cow
The only cow in a small town in Arkansas stopped giving milk.
The people did some research and
found they could buy a cow up in
Antigo, Wisconsin, for $200.00.
They bought the cow from Wisconsin
and the cow was wonderful.
It produced lots of milk all of the time,
and the people were pleased
and very happy.
The people did some research and
found they could buy a cow up in
Antigo, Wisconsin, for $200.00.
They bought the cow from Wisconsin
and the cow was wonderful.
It produced lots of milk all of the time,
and the people were pleased
and very happy.
They decided to acquire a bull
to mate with the cow
and produce more cows like it.
They would never have to worry
about their milk supply again.
and produce more cows like it.
They would never have to worry
about their milk supply again.
They bought a bull and
put it in the pasture
with their beloved cow.
However whenever the bull
came close to the cow,
the cow would move away.
No matter what approach the bull tried,
the cow would move away
from the bull and he could
not succeed in his quest.
put it in the pasture
with their beloved cow.
However whenever the bull
came close to the cow,
the cow would move away.
No matter what approach the bull tried,
the cow would move away
from the bull and he could
not succeed in his quest.
The people were very upset and
decided to ask the Vet, who was very wise, what to do.
They told the Vet what was happening.
"Whenever the bull approaches our cow,
she moves away.
If he approaches from the back,
she moves forward.
When he approaches her from the front,
she backs off. An approach from the side and she walks away to the other side."
decided to ask the Vet, who was very wise, what to do.
They told the Vet what was happening.
"Whenever the bull approaches our cow,
she moves away.
If he approaches from the back,
she moves forward.
When he approaches her from the front,
she backs off. An approach from the side and she walks away to the other side."
The Vet thinks about this for a minute and asked,
"Did you buy this cow in Wisconsin?"
The people were dumbfounded,
since they had never mentioned where
they bought the cow.
"Did you buy this cow in Wisconsin?"
The people were dumbfounded,
since they had never mentioned where
they bought the cow.
"You are truly a wise Vet," they said.
"How did you know we got the
cow in Wisconsin?"
"How did you know we got the
cow in Wisconsin?"
The Vet replied with a distant look in his eye,
"My wife is from Wisconsin."
Good one.
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