OLE get Arrested

[DUD]

Ole was arrested one night while walking bare naked
> down the streets of the little town of Minnetonka, Minnesota.
> The policeman, who was a good friend of Ole's said, "Ole...
> What in the world are you doing? Where are your clothes?
> You're naked."
>
> "Yah, I know," said Ole. "You see, I vas over to dat
> 'playboy' Swen's for his birthday party. Dere vas about
> 28 of us. Der vas boys and girls."
>
> "Is that right?", his policeman friend asked.
>
> "Yah, Yah, anyvay, dat Swen, he says, 'Everybody get into
> the bedroom!' So vee all go into the bedroom.... where den he
> yells, 'Everybody git naked!'
>
> "Vel, vee all got undressed. Den he yells, 'Everybody go to town!' "
>
> Oh, my!", exclaimed the policeman.
>
> "Yah, Yah. I guess I'm the first one here".

[ragswl4]

Good one! It reminded me of my favorite "Swen" joke"

There was a reunion of some WWII fighter Aces in England and many of them had never met. The press was there to record some of their stories.

There was one pilot from Sweden named Swen.

Swen was asked to tell about some of his most harrowing dogfights during the war. So Swen made his way to the podium and began to tell his story.

So Swen said, “Vel, der vas dis time when I looked behind me and saw three German Fokkers”. The master of ceremonies jumped to the podium and quickly explained that a Fokker was a type of German aircraft. He then told Swen to continue.

Swen then said, “Yah, yah dats true, but these Fokkers were flying Messerschmitts.”

[mater]

Another good one Bill.