What Does a Kiss taste like?

[DUD]

Subject: FW: What does a kiss taste like

One day a First Grade teacher had a taste test with her
students. She picked a little boy to do the first test.
She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, "Do you know what it is"? > "No, I don't," said the little boy.
"Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your
Mom before he goes to work".

Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled,
"Quick! Spit it out! It's a piece of a**"!

[gsmittle]

Geez! I should know better by now! I was all set to tell you about my first girlfriend Sherry, whose kisses tasted like cherries. We went out for six months before I realized it was Wild Cherry lipstick....

g.

[mater]

That was funny Bill.

[germdoc]

Geez! I should know better by now! I was all set to tell you about my first girlfriend Sherry, whose kisses tasted like cherries. We went out for six months before I realized it was Wild Cherry lipstick....

g.

My first girlfriend Suzette had grape-flavored lip balm. We kissed in the back row of the Brainerd Cinema, which ironically is now a Harbor Freight store in Chattanooga.

I still remember what it tasted like....

[offthemark]

I still remember what it tasted like....

What does a Harbor Freight taste like?

[bthere]

What does a Harbor Freight taste like?

Cosmoline.