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  • Pappy
    The Full Monte
    • Dec 2002
    • 10453
    • San Marcos, TX, USA.
    • BT3000 (x2)

    I'll Apologize in Advance!

    Especially to my fellow Texans, where it would be considered crossing the religious line posting about football...

    It's that time of year again and we should take a moment to reflect on some of the memorable qoutes from the legends of the game.

    Football Quotes


    "At Georgia Southern, we don't cheat. That costs money and we don't have any." Erk Russell / Georgia Southern.

    "Football is only a game. Spiritual things are eternal. Nevertheless, Beat Texas." Seen on a church sign in Arkansas prior to the 1969 game.

    "After you retire, there's only one big event left....and I ain't ready for that." Bobby Bowden / Florida State

    "The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be the one who dropped it." Lou Holtz / Arkansas

    "When you win, nothing hurts." Joe Namath / Alabama

    "Motivation is simple. You eliminate those who are not motivated." Lou Holtz / Arkansas

    "If you want to walk the heavenly streets of gold, you gotta know the password, "Roll, tide, roll!" Bear Bryant / Alabama

    "A school without football is in danger of deteriorating into a medieval study hall." Frank Leahy / Notre Dame

    "There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the **** kicked out of you." Woody Hayes / Ohio State

    "I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." Bob Devaney / Nebraska

    "In Alabama, an atheist is someone who doesn't believe in Bear Bryant." Wally Butts / Georgia

    "You can learn more character on the two-yard line than anywhere else in life." Paul Dietzel / LSU

    "It's kind of hard to rally around a math class." Bear Bryant / Alabama

    "No, but you can see it from here." Lou Holtz / Arkansas...When asked if Fayettevillewas the end of the world.

    "I make my practices real hard because if a player is a quitter, I want him to quit in practice, not in a game." Bear Bryant / Alabama

    "There's one sure way to stop us from scoring-give us the ball near the goal line." MattyBell / SMU

    "Lads, you're not to miss practice unless your parents died or you died." Frank Leahy / Notre Dame

    "I never graduated from Iowa, but I was only there for two terms -
    "Truman's and Eisenhower's." Alex Karras / Iowa

    "My advice to defensive players: Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in a bad humor." Bowden Wyatt / Tennessee

    "I could have been a Rhodes Scholar, except for my grades." Duffy Daugherty / MichiganState

    "Always remember..... Goliath was a 40 point favorite over David." Shug Jordan / Auburn

    "They cut us up like boarding house pie. And that's real small pieces." Darrell Royal /Texas

    "Show me a good and gracious loser, and I'll show you a failure." Knute Rockne / Notre Dame

    "They whipped us like a tied up goat." Spike Dykes / Texas Tech

    "I asked Darrell Royal, the coach of the Texas Longhorns, why he didn't recruit me and he said: "Well, Walt, we took a look at you and you weren't any good." Walt Garrison /Oklahoma State

    "Son, you've got a good engine, but your hands aren't on the steering wheel." Bobby Bowden / Florida State

    "Football is not a contact sport-it is a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport." Duffy Daugherty / Michigan State

    After USC lost 51-0 to Notre Dame, his post game message to his team: "All those who need showers, take them." John McKay / USC

    "If lessons are learned in defeat, our team is getting a great education." MurrayWarmath / Minnesota

    "The only qualifications for a lineman are to be big and dumb. To be a back, you only have to be dumb." Knute Rockne / Notre Dame

    "Oh, we played about like three tons of buzzard puke this afternoon." Spike Dykes /Texas Tech

    "It isn't necessary to see a good tackle. You can hear it." Knute Rockne / Notre Dame

    "We live one day at a time and scratch where it itches." Darrell Royal / Texas

    "We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking." John McKay / USC

    "Three things can happen when you throw the ball, and two of them are bad." Darrell Royal / University of Texas

    "I've found that prayers work best when you have big players." Knute Rockne / Notre Dame

    "Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football" John Heisman



    My favorite is Lou Holtz on motivation.
    Don, aka Pappy,

    Wise men talk because they have something to say,
    Fools because they have to say something.
    Plato
  • Whaler
    Veteran Member
    • Dec 2002
    • 3281
    • Sequim, WA, USA.
    • DW746

    #2
    Pappy
    That was great.
    I was talking to my sister on the phone when I started reading it and I cracked up. She thought that I went nuts so I passed it on to her.
    Dick

    http://www.picasaweb.google.com/rgpete2/

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    • LinuxRandal
      Veteran Member
      • Feb 2005
      • 4889
      • Independence, MO, USA.
      • bt3100

      #3
      Never have a Christmas tree and TP around, when you have pro football players, discussing how they lost. DAMHIK
      She couldn't tell the difference between the escape pod, and the bathroom. We had to go back for her.........................Twice.

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      • TB Roye
        Veteran Member
        • Jan 2004
        • 2969
        • Sacramento, CA, USA.
        • BT3100

        #4
        Those quotes seem to fit the men who made them. Very good and had a nice chuckle.

        Tom

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        • leehljp
          Just me
          • Dec 2002
          • 8448
          • Tunica, MS
          • BT3000/3100

          #5
          Very good! Very good! The Motivation one is my favorite too!
          Hank Lee

          Experience is what you get when you don't get what you wanted!

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          • JoeyGee
            Veteran Member
            • Nov 2005
            • 1509
            • Sylvania, OH, USA.
            • BT3100-1

            #6
            I love Lou, he is always good for a quote. My all time favorite (partisan) quote from Lou:

            "You know what makes Ohio Stadium such a hard place to play? Ohio State plays there".
            Joe

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            • mater
              Veteran Member
              • Jan 2004
              • 4197
              • SC, USA.

              #7
              Those were good Pappy. I enjoyed reading them.
              Ken aka "mater"

              " People may doubt what you say but they will never doubt what you do "

              Ken's Den

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              • Sawduster
                Established Member
                • Dec 2002
                • 342
                • Cedar Park, TX, USA.

                #8
                "Three things can happen when you throw the ball, and two of them are bad." Darrell Royal / University of Texas

                I think Darrell was quoting Vince Lombardi on that one.

                My favorite:

                "My advice to defensive players: Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in a bad humor." Bowden Wyatt / Tennessee
                Jerry

                \"Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom must, like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it.\"
                ~ Thomas Paine ~





                http://www.sawdustersplace.com

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                • DUD
                  Royal Jester
                  • Dec 2002
                  • 3309
                  • Jonesboro, Arkansas, USA.
                  • Ryobi BT3000

                  #9
                  I have always liked Lou Holtz and He is a marvel at motivation. Thanks Pappy, Bill
                  5 OUT OF 4 PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND FRACTIONS.

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                  • JSUPreston
                    Veteran Member
                    • Dec 2005
                    • 1189
                    • Montgomery, AL.
                    • Delta 36-979 w/Biesemyere fence kit making it a 36-982. Previous saw was BT3100-1.

                    #10
                    "In Alabama, an atheist is someone who doesn't believe in Bear Bryant." Wally Butts / Georgia

                    Trust me, it's the truth. Don't believe me, ask Larry.

                    Poor man has been dead for over 20 years, and Alabama is still trying to find another coach just like him.
                    "It's a dog eat dog world out there, and I'm wearing Milk-Bone underwear."- Norm (from Cheers)

                    Eat beef-because the west wasn't won on salad.

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                    • crokett
                      The Full Monte
                      • Jan 2003
                      • 10627
                      • Mebane, NC, USA.
                      • Ryobi BT3000

                      #11
                      Those are great quotes Pappy. Thanks for the laugh.
                      David

                      The chief cause of failure in this life is giving up what you want most for what you want at the moment.

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