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  • DUD
    Veteran Member
    • Dec 2002
    • 3309
    • Jonesboro, Arkansas, USA.
    • Ryobi BT3000

    #1

    GrandMa's Boyfriend

    Grandma's Boyfriend


    A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day.

    Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, 'Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?'

    Grandma replied, 'Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend.'

    Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.

    The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door and there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said, 'Hello son, is your Grandma home?'The little boy replied, 'Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend.'

    The minister fainted.

    Now, that right there is funny.....I don't care who you are!
    5 OUT OF 4 PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND FRACTIONS.
  • TB Roye
    Veteran Member
    • Jan 2004
    • 2969
    • Sacramento, CA, USA.
    • BT3100

    #2
    Good one. Will show that to our Pastor. She has a great sence of humor. She is a single mother so she has not been as sheltered as others that what makes her good, she know both sides and enjoys a good laugh.

    Tom

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    • mater
      Veteran Member
      • Jan 2004
      • 4197
      • SC, USA.

      #3
      I enjoyed it Bill. Good one.
      Ken aka "mater"

      " People may doubt what you say but they will never doubt what you do "

      Ken's Den

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      • Ed62
        The Full Monte
        • Oct 2006
        • 6021
        • NW Indiana
        • BT3K

        #4
        Funny.

        Ed
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        • cabinetman
          Gone but not Forgotten RIP
          • Jun 2006
          • 15216
          • So. Florida
          • Delta

          #5
          Another 9.99 Bill.

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          • DUD
            Veteran Member
            • Dec 2002
            • 3309
            • Jonesboro, Arkansas, USA.
            • Ryobi BT3000

            #6
            Now this one is funny, come on. Bill
            5 OUT OF 4 PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND FRACTIONS.

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