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  • DUD
    Veteran Member
    • Dec 2002
    • 3309
    • Jonesboro, Arkansas, USA.
    • Ryobi BT3000

    #1

    Read Slowly

    READ SLOWLY. IT MAY TAKE A MOMENT FOR THE LIGHT TO SHINE,
    BUT THESE ARE RATHER CLEVER!
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    1. ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds.

    2. AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tried to do.

    3. BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage.

    4. BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with.

    5. CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate.

    6. COUNTERFEITERS: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.

    7. ECLIPSE: What an English barber does for a living.

    8. EYEDROPPER: A clumsy ophthalmologist.

    9. HEROES: What a guy in a boat does.

    10. LEFTBANK: What the robber did when his bag was full of money.

    11. MISTY: How golfers create divots.

    12. PARADOX: Two physicians.

    13. PARASITES: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower

    14. PHARMACIST: A helper on the farm.

    15. POLARIZE: What penguins see with.

    16. PRIMATE: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV.

    17. RELIEF: What trees do in the spring.

    18. RUBBERNECK: What you do to relax your wife.

    19. SELFISH: What the owner of a seafood store does.

    20. SUDAFED: Brought litigation against a government official
    5 OUT OF 4 PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND FRACTIONS.
  • mater
    Veteran Member
    • Jan 2004
    • 4197
    • SC, USA.

    #2
    That was good Bill. I sent it on.
    Ken aka "mater"

    " People may doubt what you say but they will never doubt what you do "

    Ken's Den

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    • Richard in Smithville
      Veteran Member
      • Oct 2006
      • 3014
      • On the TARDIS
      • BT 3100

      #3
      I like em'. How about...
      Catsup. The cat is awake.
      Catch it. What you find in a cats litter box!
      From the "deep south" part of Canada

      Richard in Smithville

      http://richardspensandthings.blogspot.com/

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      • DUD
        Veteran Member
        • Dec 2002
        • 3309
        • Jonesboro, Arkansas, USA.
        • Ryobi BT3000

        #4
        Thanks Ken and Richard, I thought for awhile I was over their heads on this one. Bill
        5 OUT OF 4 PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND FRACTIONS.

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        • Ed62
          The Full Monte
          • Oct 2006
          • 6021
          • NW Indiana
          • BT3K

          #5
          Pretty good, Bill. Worth passing on.

          Ed
          Do you know about kickback? Ray has a good writeup here... https://www.sawdustzone.org/articles...mare-explained

          For a kickback demonstration video http://www.metacafe.com/watch/910584...demonstration/

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