Stock Sale

[DUD]

I signed for a check today, We had to sell Our Dollar General stock back to the new owners. I told LOML to come Home at lunch and pick up the check and use it to buy stock in the bank She works for.

She didn't come Home at lunch so I called Her again, told Her I was contracting to have a shop built. No sense of humor at all, She got downright indignant. I still don't understand Her after 43 years. Bill

[Ed62]

Don't worry about it, Bill. It's a girl thing.

Ed

[Knottscott]

If it's any consolation, I thought it was funny...

[JR]

Aren't you the same guy who was trying to win an argument about how cruise control works?

The mystery is not in understanding her, but why you're tying so hard!

JR

[mater]

Join the club Bill.

[jhart]

I've been married about the same length of time as you Bill, and the longer we've been married, the less I understand about her. Her mind just works in a completely different wave length than mine. Or maybe it's just me!!

[Stytooner]

Bill, all you have to do is to realize just who wears the pants in the Family. Once you figure that out you can get back to your dusting chores and not question her anymore.

[DUD]

I agree with You Lee, but then She will claim She doesn't like the way I dusted. Bill

[Stytooner]

Just tell her like I do, Bill.
The deadline for all complaints was yesterday. I will gladly accept new complaints on the second Tuesday of next week.

[DUD]

Uh Huh. Bill

[pierhogunn]

ya know, it's been said before, but bears repeating

There are 2 theory's on how to argue with a woman, and they are both wrong.

And there is no such country as "You can tell me what to do, or how to do it, but not both"istan ( I stopped saying that about 6 years ago.