Mischievous Grandmas

[DUD]

I think this is one of the best old timers jokes that I have seen lately. Bill


MISCHIEVOUS GRANDMAS

Three mischievous grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing
home.
Soon a grandpa walked by, and one of the old grandmas yelled out, "We
bet we can tell exactly how old you are."
The old man said, "There ain't no way you can guess it, you old fools!"

One of the ornery grandmas said, "Sure we can! Just drop your under
shorts and we can tell your exact age."

Embarrassed just a little, he dropped his drawers. The grandmas stared
at him for a while, asked him to turn around a couple of times, asked him
to jump up and down for a little while and then they all piped up and
said,

"You're 84 years old!"

How in the world did you guess?!?"

The ornery old grandmas snickered and laughed.

Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear, all three happily
yelled in unison: "Because we were at your birthday party yesterday"

[Mrs. Wallnut]

This sounds like something that my mother and her friends are going to do when they are in a nursing home or just sitting around talking.

(Now you all know where I get my sick sense of humor)

[DUD]

Thanks Melissa, I was afraid no one liked it. Bill

[mater]

Good one.