GrandMa's and Birth Control

[DUD]

I really liked this one. Bill

The doctor that had been seeing an 80 year old woman for most of her
life finally retired.

At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all her
medications that had been prescribed for her. As the young doctor was
looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she had a
prescription for birth control pills.

"Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?" "Yes, they
help me sleep at night." "Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely
NOTHING in these that could possible help you sleep."



She reached out and patted the young doctor's knee. "Yes, dear, I know
that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it In the glass of
orange juice that my
16 year old granddaughter drinks....................and believe me, it
helps me sleep at night."

You Gotta Watch Them Grandmas.........God Love Them!

[Mrs. Wallnut]

This sounds like something that my grandmother would have done. I have learned to put the coffee in the kitchen when I come in to read the forum especially when there is a post by Bill.

[mater]

I liked that also Bill. It was good.

[gad5264]

My oldest will be 16 in 8 days....looks like I better have her mom call the doctor!