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So a blonde walks into the beauty salon to get her hair cut (not dyed of course, she's a natural...). The beautician saw that the blonde was listening to her iPod. The wires to the ear buds kept getting in her way. She asked the blonde if she would take them out, and the blonde said no.
She kept cutting, and tried to work around the wires, and again asked the blonde to take them out, and again she said no.
Finally, she couldn't take it any more, and ripped the ear buds out of her ears. As soon as she did, the blonde keeled over, fell out of the chair and hit the floor DEAD.
Shocked, the woman couldn't believe what happened. She picked up the iPod and listened to what the blonde was listening to. She put the ear buds in and heard:
"Breath in, Breath out, Breath In, Breath Out..."
She kept cutting, and tried to work around the wires, and again asked the blonde to take them out, and again she said no.
Finally, she couldn't take it any more, and ripped the ear buds out of her ears. As soon as she did, the blonde keeled over, fell out of the chair and hit the floor DEAD.
Shocked, the woman couldn't believe what happened. She picked up the iPod and listened to what the blonde was listening to. She put the ear buds in and heard:
"Breath in, Breath out, Breath In, Breath Out..."
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