Resimay..........

[gad5264]

Resimay

Deer Sir,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well.

Im lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me an d wat you think that I am werth,

I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.


Sinseerly,

Peggy May Starlings


PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.










Employer's response:......


Dear Peggy May,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check

[DUD]

At the least I would call Her in for an Interview. Bill

[Uncle Cracker]

Sure hope I wouldn't have to pay her by the pound...

[Ken Massingale]

Er, ah, I have no appropriate words for this forum!

But, THANKS Grant.

[Jeffrey Schronce]

Come on. You know she isn't giving up the money she makes at her real job to become a secretary! I think I saw her at the Cheeta Club one night! LOL!

[gad5264]

I think I saw her at the Cheeta Club one night! LOL!

Are you talking about the Cheeta Club in downtown Atlanta?

[Jeffrey Schronce]

Are you talking about the Cheeta Club in downtown Atlanta?

I was kidding about seeing here there, but ya I was thinking back (fondly) to visits to Cheeta Club in Atlanta back in the day.

[ironhat]

I had a chick show up one time for an interview in a micro-mini skirt making sure that it did *not* cover everything. She also apologized that she had just come from the pool and was still a little wet. Yep, no bra! Jeez, I had read about people like that but had no clue... and, no, she didn't get the job - the interview was probably 3 minutes of, "So, is all of this info current". "I'll call if the previous applicant doesn't work out"(there wasn't a previous one). Ugh!

[gmack5]

I wonder!

I wonder if she has any problem getting Dates!

[Uncle Cracker]

I wonder if she has any problem getting Dates!

The only thing she has a problem doing is diving to the bottom of the pool...

[Stytooner]

Though I think she would be handy to have around, LOML insists I do not need a secritary.

[Mrs. Wallnut]

The only thing she has a problem doing is diving to the bottom of the pool...

My thought when I saw that was,

1. Those can't be real
AND
2. I bet she doesn't have to wear a life jacket when boating.

[Lance]

My thought when I saw that was,

1. Those can't be real
AND
2. I bet she doesn't have to wear a life jacket when boating.

No, but she probably needs a helmet if there is any chop!!

[Uncle Cracker]

No, but she probably needs a helmet if there is any chop!!

She doesn't need bolsters... She is a bolster!

[Russianwolf]

I think taking up running would be dangerous for her.

could you imagine the black eyes she would have after being pummeled by them for half a mile?