Inspirations

[DUD]

The trouble with life is You can't get out alive. Bill


I dialed a number and got the following recording:
>
> "I am not available right now, but
> Thank you for caring enough to call.
> I am making some changes in my life.
> Please leave a message after the
> Beep. If I do not return your call,
> You are one of the changes."
> ~~~~~
>
> Aspire to inspire before you expire.
> ~~~~~
> My wife and I had words,
> But I didn't get to use mine.
> ~~~~~
>
> Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.
> ~~~~~
>
> Blessed are those who can give without remembering
> And take without forgetting.
> ~~~~~
>
> The irony of life is that, by the time
> You're old enough to know your way
> Around, you're not going anywhere.
> ~~~~~
>
> God made man before woman so as to give him time to think
> Of an answer for her first question.
> ~~~~~
>
> I was always taught to respect my elders,
> But it keeps getting harder to find one.
> ~~~~~
>
> Every morning is the dawn
> of a new error.

[cabinetman]

Bill

Some really good ones. I've got some geezer buddies like me to send 'em to.
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[mpc]

Yet another collection I'm printing out for the retirees that I meet for lunch on Tuesdays & Thursdays. Ed especially will relate to most of them...

thanks, and keep 'em coming! Bob and Ed like the BT3Central jokes, woodworker Don likes completed project pics.

mpc

[mater]

Some good ones in there Bill.