An older gentleman was walking through Walmart one day calling out, "Crisco...Oh Crisco..." .
An employee finally approached him and said, " The crisco is in aisle two of the grocery section."
"Thank you" said the man, "But I was acrually looking for my wife. Crisco is the pet name I call her when we go out".
The employee looked at the man and ask, " Why do you have such an interesting name for your wife?"
"Well", he replied, " I couldn't really walk around Walmart shouting ' Hey! Lard a**!"
An employee finally approached him and said, " The crisco is in aisle two of the grocery section."
"Thank you" said the man, "But I was acrually looking for my wife. Crisco is the pet name I call her when we go out".
The employee looked at the man and ask, " Why do you have such an interesting name for your wife?"
"Well", he replied, " I couldn't really walk around Walmart shouting ' Hey! Lard a**!"
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