Blind Man In A Girls Biker Bar

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  • mater
    Veteran Member
    • Jan 2004
    • 4197
    • SC, USA.

    #1

    Blind Man In A Girls Biker Bar

    BLIND MAN IN A GIRLS BIKER BAR

    A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his
    way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for awhile,
    he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
    The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

    In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell
    that joke, sir, I think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that
    you should know five things:

    1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
    2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
    3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
    4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
    5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

    Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

    The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "No... Not
    if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
    Ken aka "mater"

    " People may doubt what you say but they will never doubt what you do "

    Ken's Den
  • DUD
    Veteran Member
    • Dec 2002
    • 3309
    • Jonesboro, Arkansas, USA.
    • Ryobi BT3000

    #2
    Ken that is a good one, I will probably borrow it. Bill
    5 OUT OF 4 PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND FRACTIONS.

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    • Ed62
      The Full Monte
      • Oct 2006
      • 6021
      • NW Indiana
      • BT3K

      #3
      Excellent. I needed a good laugh this morning.

      Ed
      Do you know about kickback? Ray has a good writeup here... https://www.sawdustzone.org/articles...mare-explained

      For a kickback demonstration video http://www.metacafe.com/watch/910584...demonstration/

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      • MilDoc

        #4
        Poor blondes! They didn't get to hear the joke (and the explanation)!

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        • big tim
          Senior Member
          • Mar 2006
          • 546
          • Scarborough, Toronto,Canada
          • SawStop PCS

          #5
          Good thing I was leaning back and not over my keyboard or you'd owe me one!

          Tim
          Sometimes my mind wanders. It's always come back though......sofar!

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          • Bruce Cohen
            Veteran Member
            • May 2003
            • 2698
            • Nanuet, NY, USA.
            • BT3100

            #6
            Ken,

            you owe me a keyboard and a t-shirt.

            Bruce
            "Western civilization didn't make all men equal,
            Samuel Colt did"

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