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Extreme Rednecks
You're
An EXTREME Redneck When.....
1. You let your 14-year-old daughter
smoke at the dinner table in front of
her kids.
2. The Blue Book
value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much
gas is in
it.
3. You've been married three times and still have the same
in-laws.
4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a
different night.
5. You wonder how service stations keep their
rest-rooms so clean.
6. Someone in your family died right after
saying, "Hey, guys, watch this."
7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia
leader.
8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling
fan.
9. Your junior prom offered day care.
10. You think
the last words of the "Star-Spangled Banner" are "Gentlemen,
start your
engines."
11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded
right off its
wheels.
12. The Halloween Pumpkin on your porch has
more teeth than your spouse.
13. You have to go outside to get
something from the fridge.
14. One of your kids was born on a pool
table.
15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a
freebie at the
House of Tattoos.
16. You can't get married to
your sweetheart because there's a law against
it.
17. You think
loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
An EXTREME Redneck When.....
1. You let your 14-year-old daughter
smoke at the dinner table in front of
her kids.
2. The Blue Book
value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much
gas is in
it.
3. You've been married three times and still have the same
in-laws.
4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a
different night.
5. You wonder how service stations keep their
rest-rooms so clean.
6. Someone in your family died right after
saying, "Hey, guys, watch this."
7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia
leader.
8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling
fan.
9. Your junior prom offered day care.
10. You think
the last words of the "Star-Spangled Banner" are "Gentlemen,
start your
engines."
11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded
right off its
wheels.
12. The Halloween Pumpkin on your porch has
more teeth than your spouse.
13. You have to go outside to get
something from the fridge.
14. One of your kids was born on a pool
table.
15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a
freebie at the
House of Tattoos.
16. You can't get married to
your sweetheart because there's a law against
it.
17. You think
loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
Mrs. Wallnut
Wuz thar supposs to be a joke in that thar post?
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