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  • DUD
    Veteran Member
    • Dec 2002
    • 3309
    • Jonesboro, Arkansas, USA.
    • Ryobi BT3000

    #1

    Taking Baby to Doctor

    I liked to have busted a gut on this one. Hope You like it. Bill



    A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the
    doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.

    The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a
    little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed? `
    "Breast-fed ,"she replied. `
    "Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered. `
    She did. ` He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts
    for a while in a very professional and detailed examination. `
    Motioning to her to get dressed The doctor said, "No wonder this baby is underweight.
    You don't have any milk." `
    "I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came."
    5 OUT OF 4 PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND FRACTIONS.
  • TheRic
    Veteran Member
    • Jun 2004
    • 1912
    • West Central Ohio
    • bt3100

    #2
    Good one Bill, can see why you busted a gut on this one.
    Ric

    Plan for the worst, hope for the best!

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    • Richard in Smithville
      Veteran Member
      • Oct 2006
      • 3014
      • On the TARDIS
      • BT 3100

      #3
      That was way too funny!
      From the "deep south" part of Canada

      Richard in Smithville

      http://richardspensandthings.blogspot.com/

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      • Ken Massingale
        Veteran Member
        • Dec 2002
        • 3862
        • Liberty, SC, USA.
        • Ridgid TS3650

        #4
        Good one, Bill. Thanks.

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        • Ed62
          The Full Monte
          • Oct 2006
          • 6021
          • NW Indiana
          • BT3K

          #5
          Yessir! Love it.

          Ed
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          • big tim
            Senior Member
            • Mar 2006
            • 546
            • Scarborough, Toronto,Canada
            • SawStop PCS

            #6
            I like it

            Tim
            Sometimes my mind wanders. It's always come back though......sofar!

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            • lcm1947
              Veteran Member
              • Sep 2004
              • 1490
              • Austin, Texas
              • BT 3100-1

              #7
              Now that was funny. I've got to tell my co-workers at work. Good one. Thanks.
              May you die and go to heaven before the Devil knows you're dead. My Best, Mac

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