Ramblings of a Retired Mind
I was thinking about how a status symbol of today is those cell
phones that everyone has clipped onto their belt or purse. I can't
afford one, so, I'm wearing my garage door opener.
You know, I spent a fortune on deodorant before I realized that
people didn't like me anyway.
I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on
beer cans!
I was thinking about old age and decided - "old age is when you
still have something on the ball, but you are just too tired to bounce
it."
I thought about making a fitness movie, for folks my age, and call it
"Pumping Rust."
I have gotten that dreaded furniture disease. That's when your chest
is falling into your drawers!
I know, when people see a cat's litter box, they always say, "Oh,
have you got a cat?" Just once I want to say, "No, it's for company!"
Employment application blanks always ask 'who is to be notified in
case of an emergency' I think you should write, "A Good Doctor!"
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot
more as they get older. Then, it dawned on me, they were cramming
for their finals.
As for me, I'm just hoping God grades on the curve.
I was thinking about how a status symbol of today is those cell
phones that everyone has clipped onto their belt or purse. I can't
afford one, so, I'm wearing my garage door opener.
You know, I spent a fortune on deodorant before I realized that
people didn't like me anyway.
I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on
beer cans!
I was thinking about old age and decided - "old age is when you
still have something on the ball, but you are just too tired to bounce
it."
I thought about making a fitness movie, for folks my age, and call it
"Pumping Rust."
I have gotten that dreaded furniture disease. That's when your chest
is falling into your drawers!
I know, when people see a cat's litter box, they always say, "Oh,
have you got a cat?" Just once I want to say, "No, it's for company!"
Employment application blanks always ask 'who is to be notified in
case of an emergency' I think you should write, "A Good Doctor!"
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot
more as they get older. Then, it dawned on me, they were cramming
for their finals.
As for me, I'm just hoping God grades on the curve.
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