Almost to true to be funny

[mater]

I went into the gas station today and

asked for five dollars worth of gas...








The clerk farted and gave me a receipt.

[DUD]

Way to go Ken, I liked it. Bill

[cabinetman]

Can you get decent mileage on that?

[WayneJ]

I remember filling my tank for $3.50 way back when. Be lucky to get a gallon for that price this summer.

[Hellrazor]

3.059 for unleaded..... *sigh*
My truck has a 39gal tank..... *sigh*
My truck is under 1/4 a tank..... *sigh*

I filled 4 5gal gas cans for work this morning. The bill was $61...

[sacherjj]

We have $3.59 here in Indianapolis. Everyone is price fixing for the Indy500 traffic. As soon as the word came out that they plan on prosecuting for price fixing, gas prices drops $0.10 in a few hours. Hopefully more to come. Something is wrong when oil companies mismanage the business so poorly that they can't meet demand and make money for doing so. Wish I could make $9 billion per quarter.