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  • DUD
    Veteran Member
    • Dec 2002
    • 3309
    • Jonesboro, Arkansas, USA.
    • Ryobi BT3000
    #1

    I'll Be Sorry Tomorrow

    I met an older woman at a bar last night.

    She wasn't bad for 57, we drank and bs'ed a bit, then she asked if
    I'd ever had the 'sportsman's double', a mother and daughter threesome?

    I said no.
    We drank a bit more, then she said that tonight was my lucky night.

    We went back to her place.

    She put the hall light on and shouted upstairs:

    "Mom, you still awake?"
    5 OUT OF 4 PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND FRACTIONS.
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    • Ed62
      The Full Monte
      • Oct 2006
      • 6021
      • NW Indiana
      • BT3K
      #2
      What a lucky guy!

      Ed
      Do you know about kickback? Ray has a good writeup here... https://www.sawdustzone.org/articles...mare-explained

      For a kickback demonstration video http://www.metacafe.com/watch/910584...demonstration/

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        • crokett
          The Full Monte
          • Jan 2003
          • 10627
          • Mebane, NC, USA.
          • Ryobi BT3000
          #3
          That's just wrong but I laughed anyway.
          David

          The chief cause of failure in this life is giving up what you want most for what you want at the moment.

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            • Duff
              Established Member
              • Apr 2007
              • 164
              • San Antonio, TX
              • Enco 12" RT
              #4
              Saw that coming. . . .
              Enco 12" RT table saw(with router table currently added to right wing), Central Machinary 6" jointer, Delta 16" (17-900) drill press, Ridgid 14" bandsaw, Jet bench top Mortising machine, Porter Cable 6901 series routers (2) and a wide variety of Ryobi 18v tools.

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                • gad5264
                  Veteran Member
                  • Aug 2005
                  • 1407
                  • Columbus, Ohio, USA
                  • BT3000/BT3100NIB
                  #5
                  I now need to clean my monitor.
                  Grant
                  "GO Buckeyes"

                  My projects: http://community.webshots.com/user/gad5264

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                    • jhart
                      Veteran Member
                      • Feb 2004
                      • 1715
                      • Minneapolis, MN, USA.
                      • BT3100
                      #6
                      A good laugh to start the morning.
                      Joe
                      "All things are difficult before they are easy"

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                        • mater
                          Veteran Member
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 4197
                          • SC, USA.
                          #7
                          That was a funny one Bill.
                          Ken aka "mater"

                          " People may doubt what you say but they will never doubt what you do "

                          Ken's Den

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