I Don't Care What You Say This is Funny

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  • DUD
    Veteran Member
    • Dec 2002
    • 3309
    • Jonesboro, Arkansas, USA.
    • Ryobi BT3000

    #1

    I Don't Care What You Say This is Funny

    Little Tony was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd

    Been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came

    into

    the

    House and asked her, "Grandma, what's that called when two people

    Sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?"



    She was a little taken aback, but she decided to just tell him the

    Truth. "It's called sexual intercourse, darling."



    Little Tony just said, "Oh, OK," and went back outside to play with

    The other kids.



    A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, "Grandma, it

    Isn't called sexual intercourse. It's called Bunk Beds. And Jimmy's

    Mom wants to talk to you."
    5 OUT OF 4 PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND FRACTIONS.
  • Ed62
    The Full Monte
    • Oct 2006
    • 6021
    • NW Indiana
    • BT3K

    #2
    : Yessir, that is funny.

    Ed
    Do you know about kickback? Ray has a good writeup here... https://www.sawdustzone.org/articles...mare-explained

    For a kickback demonstration video http://www.metacafe.com/watch/910584...demonstration/

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    • Bruce Cohen
      Veteran Member
      • May 2003
      • 2698
      • Nanuet, NY, USA.
      • BT3100

      #3
      Well,

      You did it to me again, new keyboard time, once more. And I'm keeping count

      Bruce
      "Western civilization didn't make all men equal,
      Samuel Colt did"

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      • thestinker
        Senior Member
        • Oct 2005
        • 613
        • Fort Worth, TX, USA.

        #4
        I gotta confess...Id a said the same thing as grandma.
        Awww forget trying to fix it!!!! Lets just drink beer

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        • JSCOOK
          Senior Member
          • Sep 2006
          • 774
          • Kitchener, Ontario, Canada
          • Ryobi BT3100-1

          #5
          That's a good one ...
          "Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn". by C.S. Lewis

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          • jhart
            Veteran Member
            • Feb 2004
            • 1715
            • Minneapolis, MN, USA.
            • BT3100

            #6
            Kids do ask the funniest questions don't they? Funny!
            Joe
            "All things are difficult before they are easy"

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            • mater
              Veteran Member
              • Jan 2004
              • 4197
              • SC, USA.

              #7
              That was funny.
              Ken aka "mater"

              " People may doubt what you say but they will never doubt what you do "

              Ken's Den

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              • cobob
                Established Member
                • Jan 2004
                • 252
                • Rolla, MO, USA.
                • BT3100

                #8
                Not only fractions; 7 out of 5 scientists believe in cloning.

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