heard on the radio this morning - Mature

[LCHIEN]

A policewoman picked up a drunk on the road late one evening.
She said "You are under arrest. Anything you say may be held against you."

The drunk looked her over carefully for a minute, then said "B00bs?"

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A policeman was walking downtown and saw a woman with her left breast hanging out of her blouse. He approached her and said, "Ma'am, I could arrest you for indecent exposure."
She looked down in alarm and said, "Oh my gosh, I must have left my baby on the bus."

[Mrs. Wallnut]

LOVED THE DRUNK ONE...Baby one is good too.

Not to steal this post from you but I had a college student come in one night and say that we were out of napkins by the nacho cheese and chili machine, I told him to turn the napkin holder around and HE TURNED HIMSELF AROUND.

I laughed so hard I had tears.

[crokett]

Those were good ones!

[bmyers]

Was that on NPR? I must have missed it..


Bill