Poor Paris

[TB Roye]

Paris Hilton is giving dumb blonde's a bad name. Just think the poor little rich girl might have to spend time in the LA county Jail. Guess she can't read either. She said she pays others to read her court papers for her du, Like, LOML said hope she doesn't get pregnant and dilute the gene pool even more. Next weekend we are going down to San Diego State University to see our Beautiful Blond (natural) niece graduate with honors. Both her dad and I want to be in her 4th grade class when she starts teaching. She has graciously been the target of our blond jokes for many years, who ever gets her for a wife better treat her well or a couple of old men will come knocking on the door to issuer an attitude adjustment. I will post a picture when we get back.

Tom

[cabinetman]

Congratulations on your nieces' graduation. That's a great event. Bet you're proud.

As for Paris Hilton, I can't figure out what the interest in her could possibly be. I think she's a disgrace. She falls into the category of those that have money that can't control their own lives. I think the judge should have thrown the book at her. Forty five days won't do zip.

[jackellis]

Apparently some not-so-bright folks have started a petition to the Governator asking that she be pardoned.

I take a real dim view of drunk drivers, who are responsible for about 15,000 deaths every year. She's very lucky to get only 45 days in the county jail. 6 months hard labor in a trauma center cleaning up blood and guts would be much more fitting.

Maybe we ought to start a petition of our ow.

[Mrs. Wallnut]

But what do you want to bet that if she serves her 45 days she is going to get special treatment for doing her time, like private cell and other things. Or she is going to get house arrest or something.

The whole thing makes me sick that she is going to probably get some special treatment because she has money but if someone like you guys or me we would have the book thrown at us.

[BrazosJake]

Some of them gals in the county lockup are going to enjoy the company of a petite little blond rich girl.

I'm sure Conrad's rolling in his grave.

[germdoc]

I'm sure Big Mama, AKA Queen Latifah, will teach her a thing or two. (If you don't know what I'm talking about, go rent "Chicago".)

[Richard in Smithville]

I think it would do better to see her in an orange jump suit picking up someone elses trash along side the hwy.

[MilDoc]

Ah shoot, folks, don't y'all know that laws don't apply the same to the rich and beautiful?

[LCHIEN]

ah, c'mon you guys.
everyone who's hip knows there's paris h. clothes and fragrances and other fashion products. She does TV shows where she makes fun of her lifestyle vs. everyman.

The sex tapes release did nothing to harm her image, a few days in jail has been predicted she'll come out smelling like a rose with a higher IQ (interest quota) from all the publicity which she is a master of despite her dumb-blonde outward persona.

[Ed62]

Ah shoot, folks, don't y'all know that laws don't apply the same to the rich and beautiful?

Sorry, I can't see the beautiful part of that.

Ed

[MilDoc]

Sorry, I can't see the beautiful part of that.

Ed

Me either, but lots'o folks do.

[jackellis]

The sex tapes release did nothing to harm her image, a few days in jail has been predicted she'll come out smelling like a rose with a higher IQ (interest quota) from all the publicity which she is a master of despite her dumb-blonde outward persona.

I think you've hit it on the head.

[lrr]

Instead of jail, I think she ought to get 45 days in a Hilton as a cleaning lady ...

[MilDoc]

Instead of jail, I think she ought to get 45 days in a Hilton as a cleaning lady ...

ROFLOL!!!!!