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  • DUD
    Royal Jester
    • Dec 2002
    • 3309
    • Jonesboro, Arkansas, USA.
    • Ryobi BT3000

    Physical Exam

    PHYSICAL EXAM

    An eighty-three year old lady finished her annual physical
    examination,
    whereupon the doctor said, "You are in fine shape for your age,
    but tell me,
    do you still have intercourse?"

    "Just a minute, I'll have to ask my husband," she said. She went
    out to
    the reception room And said: "Bob do we still have intercourse?"

    Bob answered impatiently, "If I've told you once, I've told you a
    thousand times...
    We have Blue Cross!"
    5 OUT OF 4 PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND FRACTIONS.
  • Richard in Smithville
    Veteran Member
    • Oct 2006
    • 3014
    • On the TARDIS
    • BT 3100

    #2
    ROTFLMAO!
    From the "deep south" part of Canada

    Richard in Smithville

    http://richardspensandthings.blogspot.com/

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    • Bruce Cohen
      Veteran Member
      • May 2003
      • 2698
      • Nanuet, NY, USA.
      • BT3100

      #3
      Hey Dud, add another keyboard to my list.

      Great stuff,

      Bruce
      "Western civilization didn't make all men equal,
      Samuel Colt did"

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      • Stytooner
        Roll Tide RIP Lee
        • Dec 2002
        • 4301
        • Robertsdale, AL, USA.
        • BT3100

        #4
        http://cgi.ebay.com/Silicone-Flexibl...QQcmdZViewItem
        Lee

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        • mater
          Veteran Member
          • Jan 2004
          • 4197
          • SC, USA.

          #5
          Good one.
          Ken aka "mater"

          " People may doubt what you say but they will never doubt what you do "

          Ken's Den

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          • LinuxRandal
            Veteran Member
            • Feb 2005
            • 4889
            • Independence, MO, USA.
            • bt3100

            #6
            Bill in the mail Lee?
            She couldn't tell the difference between the escape pod, and the bathroom. We had to go back for her.........................Twice.

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