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  • DUD
    Royal Jester
    • Dec 2002
    • 3309
    • Jonesboro, Arkansas, USA.
    • Ryobi BT3000

    Meet at a Bar

    A man and woman meet at a bar. They get along so well that they
    decide to go back to the woman's place. A few drinks later, the guy
    takes off his shirt and then washes his hands. He then takes off
    his trousers and washes his hands again.

    Watching him, the woman says, "You must be a dentist."

    Surprised, the guy responds, "Yes how did you figure that out?"

    "Easy," she replies, "you keep washing your hands."

    One thing leads to another and they make love. Once they're done,
    the woman says, "You must be a really good dentist."

    The guy, now with a boosted ego, says, "Well yes, I am a good dentist.
    How did you figure that out?"

    She replied .... "Didn't feel a thing"
    5 OUT OF 4 PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND FRACTIONS.
  • Pappy
    The Full Monte
    • Dec 2002
    • 10453
    • San Marcos, TX, USA.
    • BT3000 (x2)

    #2
    Thanks, Bill, I just spit devilsfood cookie on my monitor!

    Didn't see that one coming.
    Don, aka Pappy,

    Wise men talk because they have something to say,
    Fools because they have to say something.
    Plato

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    • mater
      Veteran Member
      • Jan 2004
      • 4197
      • SC, USA.

      #3
      Good one Bill.
      Ken aka "mater"

      " People may doubt what you say but they will never doubt what you do "

      Ken's Den

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      • DUD
        Royal Jester
        • Dec 2002
        • 3309
        • Jonesboro, Arkansas, USA.
        • Ryobi BT3000

        #4
        Thanks Don and Ken, I thought that was a good one also. Glad You enjoyed it. Bill
        5 OUT OF 4 PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND FRACTIONS.

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        • thestinker
          Senior Member
          • Oct 2005
          • 613
          • Fort Worth, TX, USA.

          #5
          She replied .... "Didn't feel a thing"
          Well, I guess the most important thing is that he had a goodtime. He might not get much "repeat business" as it were, but hey, you work with what ya got
          Awww forget trying to fix it!!!! Lets just drink beer

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