The husband store.

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  • sparkeyjames
    Veteran Member
    • Jan 2007
    • 1087
    • Redford MI.
    • Craftsman 21829

    #1

    The husband store.

    The Husband Store

    A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance:- “You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

    On the 1st floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs.

    The 2nd floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

    The 3rd floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely good looking.

    “Wow,” she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

    She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework.

    “Oh, mercy me!” she exclaims, “I can hardly stand it!”

    Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and Have A Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads:

    Floor 6 - You are visitor 331,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
  • bigstick509
    Veteran Member
    • Dec 2004
    • 1227
    • Macomb, MI, USA.
    • BT3100

    #2
    Very Funny


    Mike

    "It's not the things you don't know that will hurt you, it's the things you think you know that ain't so." - Mark Twain

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    • bradley_osu
      Forum Newbie
      • May 2006
      • 76
      • Columbus, OH
      • None yet :(

      #3
      You forgot about the rest of the joke:

      A new "Wives Store" opened across the street.

      The first floor has wives that love sex.

      The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.

      The third through sixth floors have never been visited.

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      • LCHIEN
        Super Moderator
        • Dec 2002
        • 22008
        • Katy, TX, USA.
        • BT3000 vintage 1999

        #4
        A goodie but Kind of an oldie here.

        Cabinetman posted it on 2/4/07
        Napolean posted on 2/21/06
        Rod Kirby posted on 12/20/05
        and Sam Condor himself posted it on 5/3/03

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        • sparkeyjames
          Veteran Member
          • Jan 2007
          • 1087
          • Redford MI.
          • Craftsman 21829

          #5
          The good ones deserve a reposting from time to time. New members a such. Not everyone does the search for jokes on a woodworker forum.

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