Loving Husband

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  • DUD
    Veteran Member
    • Dec 2002
    • 3309
    • Jonesboro, Arkansas, USA.
    • Ryobi BT3000

    #1

    Loving Husband

    The Loving Husband.

    A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While
    they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband,
    "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in
    the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he
    would
    just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend
    $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried
    here and you would spend only $150?"

    The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three
    days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
    5 OUT OF 4 PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND FRACTIONS.
  • Mrs. Wallnut
    Bandsaw Box Momma
    • Apr 2005
    • 1566
    • Ellensburg, Washington, USA.

    #2
    I liked that one Bill, I would probably do the same thing
    Mrs. Wallnut a.k.a (the head nut).

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