Any Funny Sig Lines?

[cabinetman]

I ran across this one and had a good laugh:


I want to die peacefully in my sleep like grandpa did, not screaming in terror like his passengers.
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[Richard in Smithville]

Air is a lot like sex. It's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

[Ed62]

"I didn't say all the things I said" -- Yogi Berra (I think that's a title of a book by him)

[final_t]

My Magic 8 Ball says "Outlook not good", yes I know, but Microsoft still ships it.
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"I have a hammer! I can put things together! I can knock things apart! I can alter my environment at will and make an incredible din all the while! Ah, it's great to be male!" - Calvin
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"It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves." - Calvin

I have a bunch more somewhere. I also have The Big Book of Quotes.

[Daibach]

Sig Lines

Five of my favourites:
(some probably came from this board; if so, thanks)
(accuracy of quotes not guaranteed!)

"There are 10 kinds of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't"

"The World is a book, and those who do not travel read only a page." St. Augustine

"If you dislike change, you're going to dislike irrelevance even more." - Army Chief of Staff General Eric Shinseki

"The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously."-H.H. Humphrey

"There's no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home." Ken Olson, President, Digital Equipment Corp, 1977

[Hoakie]

"There is no such thing as a stupid question.... Only stupid people who ask questions" - Chris Berman, ESPN University (commercial)

"Its better to be a smart a$$ than a dumb a$$" - Momma

[Stytooner]

Never sleep with something you don't want to have breakfast with. - Mom

[Ken Massingale]

Never sleep with something you don't want to have breakfast with. - Mom

That ain't funny, it's true!

[Knottscott]

"Bad sex is like bad pizza....it's still usually pretty good!"

[John Hunter]

"We have 8,000 INS agents protecting our borders against illegal aliens and terrorists while we have over 100,000 IRS agents chasing working people." - Bill Rollyson

[JR]

"There's no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home." Ken Olson, President, Digital Equipment Corp, 1977

I'd forgotten that one. How is it possible for one guy to have been so right about minicomputers and so wrong about microcomputers?

JR

[LarryG]

From another board I frequent:

"Just because you won't listen to reason, doesn't mean I have to listen to idiocy."

[Tundra_Man]

If it weren't for venetian blinds, it'd be curtains for all of us.

[jhgrady]

Hi

It's wood-dust. If you're making saw-dust, change your technique.

John
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[LCHIEN]

[quote=JR;261462]

Originally Posted by Daibach
"There's no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home." Ken Olson, President, Digital Equipment Corp, 1977

I'd forgotten that one. How is it possible for one guy to have been so right about minicomputers and so wrong about microcomputers?

JR

That's whay said company was not a leader in microcomputers and no longer a market leader but now more or less defunct having been what little business it had left absorbed by Compaq and later HP who did learn how to make computers for home use.

its been said that leading companies become so entrenched in the technology they use that they never succeed in the replaceing technology, although they are so properly placed for leading the way.