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A Bad Day
I know You have to laugh about this one. Bill
A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an
> hour when this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, grabs his
> drink and gulps it down in one swig. The poor little guy starts crying.
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> "Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time," says the truck driver.
> "I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying."
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> "This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs. "I
> can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important
> meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my
> car was stolen and I have no insurance. I grabbed a cab home but, after the
> cab left, I discovered my wallet was still in the cab. At home I found my
> wife in bed with the gardener. So I came to this bar trying to work up the
> courage to put an end to my life.
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> And then you show up and drink the **** poison.
A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an
> hour when this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, grabs his
> drink and gulps it down in one swig. The poor little guy starts crying.
>
>
>
> "Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time," says the truck driver.
> "I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying."
>
> "This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs. "I
> can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important
> meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my
> car was stolen and I have no insurance. I grabbed a cab home but, after the
> cab left, I discovered my wallet was still in the cab. At home I found my
> wife in bed with the gardener. So I came to this bar trying to work up the
> courage to put an end to my life.
>
>
> And then you show up and drink the **** poison.
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