2 years ago I had to rush home after my wife hit her head on a garden stone lining. Turns out she saw a lizard dart in front of her and she jumped so hard that she slipped and fell and bled buckets. That day was lost in the urgent care, and took her couple of months to heal.
Once things had settled down I had told her that I'd not be scared of anything smaller than me in size. Of course she disbelieved me - 'lemme see when it happens'.
The other day we were at the Science Museum and this lady was sitting there with a large python for educational purposes - kids (and adults) were supposed to walk up and ask questions. Very few did; I went up to pet it, and it very smoothly wound itself around my arm then started up around my neck. (Seems that's how they catch their prey). The lady was surprised that I was not creeped out; more so my wife.
Finally, yesterday wife was helping me clean up a portion of the garage when she screamed and jumped away; I turned to see a huge garden lizard (almost 2 feet long) on top of my wood-pile staring at me from a distance of 10 inches. We stared at each other at great length, then he decided he had enough and scampered away. Wife said weakly - really, nothing does scare you!
I realized that was high praise, so I kept quiet. I did not not remind her that I do get scared : when asked to dance or sing or anything like that. No small scare - my heart pounds, I lose oxygen and I risk blacking out. I hated it when my brother got married - I had to dance and there were cameras rolling to record it for posterity. Thank god that was the end of it!
So, my score :
Animals, reptiles, etc - no fear. Public dancing - mortal terror.
What scares you?
Once things had settled down I had told her that I'd not be scared of anything smaller than me in size. Of course she disbelieved me - 'lemme see when it happens'.
The other day we were at the Science Museum and this lady was sitting there with a large python for educational purposes - kids (and adults) were supposed to walk up and ask questions. Very few did; I went up to pet it, and it very smoothly wound itself around my arm then started up around my neck. (Seems that's how they catch their prey). The lady was surprised that I was not creeped out; more so my wife.
Finally, yesterday wife was helping me clean up a portion of the garage when she screamed and jumped away; I turned to see a huge garden lizard (almost 2 feet long) on top of my wood-pile staring at me from a distance of 10 inches. We stared at each other at great length, then he decided he had enough and scampered away. Wife said weakly - really, nothing does scare you!
I realized that was high praise, so I kept quiet. I did not not remind her that I do get scared : when asked to dance or sing or anything like that. No small scare - my heart pounds, I lose oxygen and I risk blacking out. I hated it when my brother got married - I had to dance and there were cameras rolling to record it for posterity. Thank god that was the end of it!
So, my score :
Animals, reptiles, etc - no fear. Public dancing - mortal terror.
What scares you?

Now after awhile I calm down but for the first 5 to 10 minutes it's ****. Oh and anything that can hurt me from snakes to large dogs. I'm just a chicken s_ _ t guess but that's the way I'm made and the older I get the worst I'm getting.
Black wallnut
Just can't do it.
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