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  • DUD
    Veteran Member
    • Dec 2002
    • 3309
    • Jonesboro, Arkansas, USA.
    • Ryobi BT3000

    #1

    Senior Sex

    Because of economics and efficiency, and elderly couple visit their doctor on the same
    day in adjoining rooms.....

    After his exam the doctor said to the elderly man, 'You appear to be in good health.
    Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about'?

    'In fact, I do', said the old man. 'After I have sex I am usually hot and sweaty,
    and then, after I have it with her the second time, I am usually cold and chilly'.

    After examining his elderly wife, the doctor said, 'Everything appears to be fine.
    Do you have any medical concerns that you like to discuss with me'?
    The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns.

    The doctor then said to her: 'Your husband had an unusual concern.
    He claims that he is usually hot and sweaty after having sex with you the first time,
    and then cold and chilly after the second time.
    Do you know why'?

    'Oh that crazy old fart,' she replied. 'That's because the first time is usually in July
    and the second time is in January'.
    5 OUT OF 4 PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND FRACTIONS.
  • Black wallnut
    cycling to health
    • Jan 2003
    • 4715
    • Ellensburg, Wa, USA.
    • BT3k 1999

    #2
    Ya ain't right Bill!

    It is amazing how some things just stop when you say I do!
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    • Mrs. Wallnut
      Bandsaw Box Momma
      • Apr 2005
      • 1566
      • Ellensburg, Washington, USA.

      #3
      Originally posted by Black wallnut
      Ya ain't right Bill!

      It is amazing how some things just stop when you say I do!
      HEY NOW

      Do you really want to go there on this one!
      Mrs. Wallnut a.k.a (the head nut).

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      • Bruce Cohen
        Veteran Member
        • May 2003
        • 2698
        • Nanuet, NY, USA.
        • BT3100

        #4
        SEX?

        What's that???
        "Western civilization didn't make all men equal,
        Samuel Colt did"

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        • mater
          Veteran Member
          • Jan 2004
          • 4197
          • SC, USA.

          #5
          Funny one Bill.
          Ken aka "mater"

          " People may doubt what you say but they will never doubt what you do "

          Ken's Den

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          • SHADOWFOX
            Veteran Member
            • May 2005
            • 1232
            • IL, USA.
            • DELTA 36-675

            #6
            That was hilarious! Good one, Bill!
            Chris

            "The first key to wisdom is constant and frequent questioning, for by doubting we are led to question and by questioning we arrive at the truth." -Pierre Abelard 11th Century philosopher.

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