Good Humor Man

[DUD]

I received this early this AM, hope You find it as funny as I did. Bill



GOOD HUMOR MAN

On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie
went
straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old
grandmother
and
comfort her. When she asks how her grandfather had died, her
grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that people nearly 100 years
old
having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear",
replied
granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out
the best
time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was
just
the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing strenuous, simply in on
the Ding and out on the Dong." She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, "and if that
****ed ice
cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today!

[JTimmons]

Lmao!!!!!!!!

[Mrs. Wallnut]

Glad I wasn't drinking my coffee when I read that one earlier!!!

Thanks again for posting those things Bill. I always look forward to reading a good joke and then sharing it with the women that I bowl with.

[Richard in Smithville]

You owe me for one glass of scotch!

[crokett]

That is another good one Bill!

[mater]

Funny one Bill.

[pierhogunn]

great, where's the mental floss and mind bleach when you need it?

[DUD]

Glad You liked it. I thought it was one of the funniest I had seen in awhile. Bill

[thestinker]

he he he !!!!