Food For Thought

[cabinetman]

I was thinking about how the status symbols of today is those pagers that
everyone has clipped on. I can't afford one so I'm wearing my garage door
opener.

You know, I spent a fortune on deodorant before I realized that people
didn't like me anyway.

I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer
cans!

I was thinking about old age and decided that it is when you still have
something on the ball but you are just too tired to bounce it.

I thought about making a movie for folks my age and call it "Pumping Rust"

I have gotten that dreaded furniture disease ... that's when your chest is
falling into your drawers!

You know when people see a cat's litter box, they always say, "Oh, have you
got a cat?" Just once I wanted to say, "No, it's for company!"

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with little tiny spoons and
forks so I wonder what Chinese mothers use. Perhaps toothpicks?

Employment application blanks always ask who is to be notified in case of
an emergency. I think you should write . . . A Good Doctor!

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we
supposed to do . . . write to these men? Why don't they just put their
pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while
they delivered the mail?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as
they get older then it dawned on me . . . they were cramming for their
finals.



A THING OF BEAUTY IS A JOY FOREVER - John Keats

[DUD]

I like those, I'll probably pass them on. I liked the last one the most. Bill

[Ed62]

Those were pretty good. I liked the litter box best.

Ed