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The Value Of Underwear
I know this has been around for awhile. However My Sister sent it to Me so here it is again, still funny. Bill
THE VALUE OF UNDERWEAR
Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working
under your vehicle... From the NORTHWEST FLORIDA Daily News comes this
story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have
their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry
on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned
later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she
saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man
was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly
public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward,
quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything neatly back into place. On
regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at
her husband who was standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches
in his forehead.
THE VALUE OF UNDERWEAR
Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working
under your vehicle... From the NORTHWEST FLORIDA Daily News comes this
story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have
their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry
on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned
later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she
saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man
was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly
public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward,
quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything neatly back into place. On
regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at
her husband who was standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches
in his forehead.
Mrs. Wallnut
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