Sara Pipalini
Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven. At the Pearly
Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says "Sisters, you
all led such wonderful lives that I'm granting you six
months to go back to earth and be anyone you want to be."
The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren;" and
*poof*
she's gone.
The second says, "I want to be Madonna;" and *poof* she's
gone.
The third says, "I want to be Sara Pipalini."
St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he says.
"Sara Pipalini;" replies the nun.
St. Peter shakes his head and says; "I'm sorry, but that
name just doesn't ring a bell."
The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands
it to St. Peter. He reads the paper and starts laughing.
He hands it back to her and says
"No sister, the paper says it was the 'Sahara Pipeline'
that was laid by 1,400
men in 6 months."
Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says "Sisters, you
all led such wonderful lives that I'm granting you six
months to go back to earth and be anyone you want to be."
The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren;" and
*poof*
she's gone.
The second says, "I want to be Madonna;" and *poof* she's
gone.
The third says, "I want to be Sara Pipalini."
St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he says.
"Sara Pipalini;" replies the nun.
St. Peter shakes his head and says; "I'm sorry, but that
name just doesn't ring a bell."
The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands
it to St. Peter. He reads the paper and starts laughing.
He hands it back to her and says
"No sister, the paper says it was the 'Sahara Pipeline'
that was laid by 1,400
men in 6 months."
Mrs. Wallnut
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