Redneck pickup lines

[germdoc]

1) Did you fart, cause you blew me away.

2) Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.

3) My Love for you is like diarrhea ... I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out.

5) Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.

6) If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.

7) You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is
only a light switch away.

8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

9) I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock.

10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into
this cheap motel room.

11) Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

12) If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep
until the afternoon.

and.... the best for last!

13) Your face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up.

[Mrs. Wallnut]

I like #6 and that last one

And in all honesty I know some people who would actually use those lines and think they were being clever,. I may have to give a couple of those to my brother and have him use them and see how they work.

[DUD]

Jeff I like those, I will send them on. Bill

[lrogers]

For those of you that don't know, LOML and I met through personal ads on the internet. She was in Iowa & I was here in Mobile. The pick up line I used to great success (married 12 1/2 years now) was, "I have a mansion in LA". I didn't mention it was a moble mansion in lower Alabama until it was too late for her to cut and run!!!!!

[germdoc]

For those of you that don't know, LOML and I met through personal ads on the internet. She was in Iowa & I was here in Mobile. The pick up line I used to great success (married 12 1/2 years now) was, "I have a mansion in LA". I didn't mention it was a moble mansion in lower Alabama until it was too late for her to cut and run!!!!!

Hehehe--that's pretty good.

We used to have one we'd use on the girls when I was in Chattanooga--"I'm a PhD from SMA". That is, a post-hole digger from Sand Mountain University. If you're not familiar with Sand Mountain, well, my father came from there and it was real country, if ya know what I mean.

[mater]

For those of you that don't know, LOML and I met through personal ads on the internet. She was in Iowa & I was here in Mobile. The pick up line I used to great success (married 12 1/2 years now) was, "I have a mansion in LA". I didn't mention it was a moble mansion in lower Alabama until it was too late for her to cut and run!!!!!

Looks like it worked out fine for you Larry.

[Mrs. Wallnut]

I wonder if there is one out there about Marriage proposals for Rednecks . Because I am sure the mine and Marks would be in there somewhere.

It went something like this:
(sitting at the table eating dinner)
Mark: "What about March?" (it was November)
Me: "For what?"
Mark: "our wedding."
Me: "okay, sounds good"
And then we went back to eating. Then the next day I thought about it and said that I may need more time so we decided April was better.

I would think that gettin proposed to like that would count. But you know we have been married almost 12 years and it has been great. At least its a proposal that I won't forget