Just Like A Woman
>
> Women can be so insensitive. Ralph returns from the doctor and tells his
> wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live. Given this
> prognosis, Ralph asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, and they
> make
> love.
>
> About six hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says,
> "Honey, you know I now have only 18 hours to live. Could we please do it
> one
> more time?" Of course, the wife agrees and they do it again.
>
> Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realizes he now
> has only 8 hours left. He touches his wife's shoulder and asks, "Honey,
> please... just one more time before I die ?" she says, "Of course, dear."
> !
> And they make love for the third time.
>
> After this session, the wife rolls over &falls asleep. Ralph,
> however, worried about his impending death, tosses &turns until
> he's down to 4 more hours.
>
> He taps his wife, who rouses. "Honey, I have only 4 more hours. Do you
> think
> we could.....?"
>
> At this point the wife sits up and says, "Listen Ralph, I have to get up
> in
> the morning . you don't."
> Women can be so insensitive. Ralph returns from the doctor and tells his
> wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live. Given this
> prognosis, Ralph asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, and they
> make
> love.
>
> About six hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says,
> "Honey, you know I now have only 18 hours to live. Could we please do it
> one
> more time?" Of course, the wife agrees and they do it again.
>
> Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realizes he now
> has only 8 hours left. He touches his wife's shoulder and asks, "Honey,
> please... just one more time before I die ?" she says, "Of course, dear."
> !
> And they make love for the third time.
>
> After this session, the wife rolls over &falls asleep. Ralph,
> however, worried about his impending death, tosses &turns until
> he's down to 4 more hours.
>
> He taps his wife, who rouses. "Honey, I have only 4 more hours. Do you
> think
> we could.....?"
>
> At this point the wife sits up and says, "Listen Ralph, I have to get up
> in
> the morning . you don't."
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